The instructors at the WORST Leadership Institute were so bad, they couldn't even lead a conga line out of a paper bag. They were more like "misdirection" than "leadership" experts.
It's important to note that this is just a humorous statement and shouldn't be taken as a reflection on any real-world leadership institute or its instructors.
Q: How much does it cost to attend the WORST Leadership Institute?
A: It depends on whether you bring your own stapler and leave your expectations at home. And no refunds.
At the WORST Leadership Institute, our interactive learning is so engaging, you'll be begging for a lecture instead. We guarantee you'll leave with more questions than answers, and a newfound appreciation for the mute button!
Need career advice? The WORST Leadership Institute's guidance counselor's office is conveniently located next to the vending machine – stocked only with self-doubt flavored chips and 'motivational' posters that say 'Fake it till you make it (but seriously, you're probably never making it).' Good luck!
At WORST Leadership Institute, we're dedicated to preparing future leaders for the digital age, even if it takes us until the analog apocalypse to figure out how to turn on the online classroom.
Thank you for your interest in the Worst Leadership Institute (WLI)! WLI is unlike any other leadership program, specializing in cultivating the "anti-leader" within you.
Due to the harsh realities of the free market, your information provided during use may not be classified as strictly confidential. While we strive for responsible data practices, let's be honest, we're not above selling your search history to a sock company for a nickel. So, proceed with delightful caution!
Feel free to apply online! We have a state-of-the-art application system, powered by carrier pigeons and wishful thinking. Be warned, though, applications are reviewed by a highly trained squirrel with a penchant for naps and a disdain for paperwork. Don't be discouraged, persistence is key (or maybe just a louder squeaking noise)!
WLI is not liable for any negative consequences resulting from the application of our "leadership" principles.
Take your time applying. We never fill up the classrooms anyway.
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